[Repeating:]
They’re in enemy House

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Enemies to friends to lovers
Fiendfyre couldn’t get no hotter
Tongues so sharp like sectumsempra
They meet again, spit it out like Potter
Eighth year, still schoolboy rivals
Or down and out after postwar trials
Bump into each other, curse and splutter
So many sneers 'til one of 'em smiles
Stupid hair, stupid green eyes
More than tempers start to rise
Draco's got fat juicy apples
And Harry really wanna bite
Back and forth, take the piss
Can’t tell his father 'bout this
Tug of war, battle of wit
Then a fight turned into a kiss

Hatin' him, Lovin' him
Oblivious or pining
Draco changes and does his best to be redeemed
And, of course, you know it, he’s so good wit' lil Teddy
Fiery emotions burn down to something soft and sweet
The Dark Mark, on his wrist
Harry looks up as he gives it a lick
You really ain’t never gonna feel the same
As the moment they say first names

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Look, I love queering canon, the representation
The consent, pleasure, and BDSM
So many healing stories of inspiration
The liberatory imagination!
Harry is Desi, Hermione is Black
Cho is a person like Parvati and Lav
Love neuroqueer Draco, Neville, and Luna
And of course pretty much everyone’s trans
We all love Ginny, in fact she’s with Blaise
Or better yet, sometimes she’s gay
Gives you that Respect Women Juice
This slash don’t bash either way!
Narcissa knows best, Lucius is campy
Hermione and Ron are just glad Harry's happy
They workin' things out but not always with talkin'
The Whomping Willow’s the best place for snogging, woo!

We love it, but we don’t love it alone
Ao3, got an archive of our own
In each others’ arms, they can finally find a home
Under our care, these prats have really grown
Like no one else, got that shared trauma
Forgive their flaws, and shed their armor
Big D stands for big drama
Lookin' straight through to the person under
Their mutual need, an obvious read
But canon Drarry will never be
So we lucky to ask, “Whose is it?”
And know it’s all ours, without no limits, ah!

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