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lyrics
Hermione Granger worked tirelessly
For the Ministry to set the House Elves free
But she tried and she found that it could never be
For the system was built on this hierarchy
So one day Hermione stood up in a huff
And finally decided enough is enough
Marched purposefully down the halls and out that Floo
With clarity on what she needed to do
The day that Hermione joined with the elves
In their revolution to liberate themselves
‘Twas a mighty coalition of elf and witch
To stand up and change what the law couldn’t fix
They organized all the ones who were free
To engage in the utmost trickery
And fool all the masters into giving clothes
Until the elves were finding freedom in droves
But the movement weren’t done, for they just couldn’t stand
The moral outrage that was Azkaban
And so the elves set sail onto the North Sea
Determined to see it through until all were free
The day that Hermione joined with the elves
In their revolution to liberate themselves
‘Twas the very day that they all began
Hatching their plan to burn down Azkaban
But when the rebellion arrived on those shores
They were met with battalions of brutal Aurors
Curses were flying; elves had to retreat
While their backs were covered by one Hermione
And so the accomplice arrested and tried
And thrown into Azkaban to suffer and die
But she grinned for she knew that they’d all soon be freed
Their plan needed an inside witch to succeed
The day that Hermione joined with the elves
When they chose to act and committed themselves
To making bold moves even if it meant war
‘Til slavery and prison torture were no more
The future transformed when she joined with the elves
In their revolution to liberate themselves
‘Twas a mighty coalition of elf and witch
They stood up and changed what the law wouldn’t fix
(With people power Azkaban went down quick)
What shall we do with Demented wailers?
What shall we do with Demented wailers?
What shall we do with Dementors? We'll set
Azkaban a-burning!
from Yer Bisexual Harry,
released January 5, 2023
Written and performed by Lan
Irish dancing by Cass
“Elf Uprising” chorus: Cass, Lan, and Mel
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supported by 6 fans who also own “Azkaban Abolition/Elf Uprising”
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