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ERWA (feat. Bisexual Harry) – The Peeves Tax

from How Weird Can You Get? by Bisexual Harry

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The Peeves Tax! The Peeves Tax!
You gotta pay the Peeves Tax
Any time you’re sneaking
When you’re out too late
Mrs. Norris comes creeping
Filch knows zilch
But he follows the cat!
If you’re hoping I’ll distract ‘em
You gotta pay the Tax!

The Peeves Tax! The Peeves Tax!
Spread a little chaos,
Or I might just tattle
I”ll blame you for graffiti
And annoy you with my prattle.
I don’t really care (who takes the)
Blame for my acts.
If you wanna win the House Cup,
You gotta pay the tax!

The Peeves Tax! The Peeves Tax! The Peeves Tax!
I’m mocking old McGonagall
And interrupting Binns
No loyalty to anyone
Except the Weasley twins.
So make a little mischief and disorder while you’re here.
If the Baron tries to Karen then I’m gonna disappear!

The Peeves Tax! x 6

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from How Weird Can You Get?, released April 2, 2023
A parody of Cheese Tax by Matt Hobbs (Puppy Songs)

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