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Muggle Snuggle – Dumbledore's Joke

from How Weird Can You Get? by Bisexual Harry

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You’re JOKING!” said Fred Weasley loudly.

The tension that had filled the Hall ever since Moody’s arrival suddenly broke. Nearly everyone laughed, and Dumbledore chuckled appreciatively.

“I am not joking, Mr. Weasley,” he said, “though now that you mention it, I did hear an excellent one over the summer about a troll, a hag, and a leprechaun who all go into a bar...”

A troll, a hag, and a leprechaun all go into a bar.
There was a bad smell, or maybe two, we couldn’t tell them apart.
The troll smelled of rot,
The hag smelled like trash,
The leprechaun at its height realized it was a fart.

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from How Weird Can You Get?, released April 2, 2023

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