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Sorcerers Stoned (feat. Aguamenti)

from Yer Bisexual Harry by Bisexual Harry

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lyrics

After the war for Harry it’s sacred
The times in the hut when visiting Hagrid
Smoking a blunt, asking I’m a wot? Yer slizzard
Harry, the bong chooses the wizard

Now Snape, he has a secret talent
Making edibles with delicate balance
Potions bubbling, recipe doubling
You’ll see your whole destiny hovering

And, bet, you would never guess the true reasons
Why Salazar built the Chamber of Secrets
It’s the snake’s pit of haze, been around ages
You might hear a hiss wheneva Blaise blazes

And you shoulda seen Minerva and Albus
After long days with a flick and a swish
Go directly for Dumbledore’s stash
Using Fawkes’s perch for roaches and ash

Hogwarts School of Indica and Sativa
Love toking that gillyweed
A rager in the Common Room
Flying high without getting on a broom
It’s a real good time getting sorcerers stoned
Aguamenti and Bi Harry give a helluva show

Up to no good, Fred and George consult the map
And find Percy in the Prefects’ bath
The twins give him some special sweets
Laughing while that Weasley wizard wheezed

When the full moon breaks the Marauders head back
To chill all day in the Shrieking Shack
They got no qualms missing class
Smoking that Bertie Bott’s Every Flavour grass

Neville’s growing in a corner of the greenhouse
Which he shouldn’t have told Luna and Ginny about
He won’t be saving any up for his retirement
Cause they always hot boxing the Room of Requirement

Even Voldemort on the back of Quirrell’s head
When he grew weary from being half-dead
Would beg his minion for a hit of his pen
Til that’s what old Voldy saw in Erised

[Aguamenti: Fuck yeah, that sounds so good!]

Hogwarts School of Indica and Sativa
Love toking that gillyweed
A rager in the Common Room
Flying high without getting on a broom
Knocking back shots of Expecto Patrón
Aguamenti and Bi Harry give a helluva show

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from Yer Bisexual Harry, released January 5, 2023
Written by Aguamenti and Lan
Performed by Cass, Lan, and Aguamenti
Produced by Aguamenti

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